|If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an|
in-tune clarinet player, an out of tune clarinet player, or Santa Claus?
The out of tune clarinet player. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.
|you know whats gay? not being nearly as good as you want. and also feeling tired a lot for no particular reason. Feeling tired sucks. coffee just makes it worse. being bored also sucks. I want dinosaur barney to lick my ass. other people who try to look badass and gangster in public that don't realize they look like a bag of shit with a boringly unoriginal and predictable attitude also suck. I wish kicking someones ass when its for the purpose of inspiring people to point and laugh at the dumbshit after he gets his ass kicked, wasn't against the law. since being whiney and "emo" seems to be so fucking popular for whatever reason I decided I would be "emo" and whine about a bunch of crap no one gives a shit about. go home you hairy girl.|
|ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...far fucking out man...|